321 Go!
Now it's time to party
Gonna breakout like Atari
Yes these lyrics will be gnarly
If you can't keep up I'm sorry
Now before I get this started
Please excuse me cause I farted
Nope I think it might be solid
This is not the song you wanted
But I had to set the tone
For a game that's so well known
For it's absurdity and some would say it's borderline insanity.
With a hero that is gross, super nimble on his toes.
And you better guess again if you're thinking Boogerman.
Cause it has to be the one and only
Earthworm Jim for the ultimate win
I wanna be like him
He's an earthworm win
Go!
Earthworm Jim
For a guy with no limbs
You're a hero and you're brave
In a suit from outer-space
Go!
Earthworm Jim for the ultimate win
I wanna be like him
He's an earthworm win
Go!
Earthworm Jim
For a guy with no limbs
You're a hero and you're brave
In a suit from outer-space
Your backpack has been filled with Snott
A cyber suit is what you got
The Princess is so super hot
She's a bug but hey come on why not?
Played number two almost nonstop
On level six try not to pop
Or else you will not reach the top
On 64 you were a flop
Things are now so out of control
Princess taken by Psycrow
Use your Snotts as a rope
Swing into action here we go
I learned a few tips from GamePro
In the land we all know as Funco
And if it still cannot be beat
Jim will meet my Game Genie
Cause it has to be the one who says groovy
Earthworm Jim for the ultimate win
I wanna be like him
He's an earthworm win
Go!
Earthworm Jim
For a guy with no limbs
You're a hero and you're brave
In a suit from outer-space
Earthworm Jim for the ultimate win
Earthworm Jim you're an earthworm win
Around and around we go
Everybody get Psy-Crow
credits
from Talking Classics - The Album,
track released December 22, 2023
Vocals by Keith Apicary
Written by Keith Apicary
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