OK let me see if I can get these lyrics to drip from my lips in the right order. Do me a favor and...
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
on that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
on that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
You runs so fast, you look so cool. I love my blue dude.
Just me and you up on those loops. We don't need mushrooms.
But 30 years is a long time to avoid such a gold mine.
Please Sonic don't cry. Just going for a new ride.
A hungry guy who's mean and green. His name's YOSHI.
A lasso tongue that chugs the fun. Uh yes please!
It's such a new world. I feel like a school girl.
I'll spin attack until I hurl then stomp through that Wiggler.
OK this game is serious. That Big Boo you cannot trust.
Just stare him down. Don't be a puss.
Just strategize. You cannot rush.
But right now I run around as Bowser's balls are falling down.
And after an hour now I say Sir please meet the ground.
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
on that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
on that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
Listen Genesis. It's not that I don't love you. it's just that I can't keep chasing Tails. I wanna experience other worlds. Smell the fire flowers.
Plus I get the hint with all these rings and emeralds you're dropping but right now I just wanna bounce bounce bounce on that Koopa Troopa.
I'm sorry Sega.
Time is ticking down. I am so tired of the ground. i wanna fly above the clouds. Tell me who can stop me now. Oh and I'll take on the world.
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
on that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
on that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
credits
from Talking Classics - The Album,
released December 22, 2023
Music & guest vocals by Levar Slays Dragons
Lyrics by Keith Apicary
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