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from Talking Classics - The Album by Keith Apicary

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Music by FantomenK from the track "Taking a nap in the jungle"

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Cowabunga!
Was the word that you all screamed after you invaded my thirteen inch TV.
Then you kicked the crap out of my OG NES, and drained my Genesis of all of it's blast process.
Spent the weekend on a hyper stone heist. Then when I got back I fought a tournament fight.
My first side scrolling, button mashed packed, beat em' up.
I'll never forget the night we went all the way because...

I was just a nine year old kid when I beat Turtles II, just sayin'.

I'm in love with the Ninja Turtles
Way more than with stupid girls
I wanna sleep down in the sewers
Stay out all night beating up foot soldiers

Cause I'm in love with the Ninja Turtles
Way more than with stupid girls
I wanna sleep down in the sewers
Stay out all night beating up foot soldiers

If anyone wants to point me in the direction of some toxic ooze I'd really appreciate it.
I've been growing my zits out lately and popping them but unfortunately pus doesn't turn you into a Ninja Turtle.

I mastered the arcade game from twenty years of playing.
The original thing not some replica MAME.
I'm taking down Krang I jump kicked him in the brain.
Haven't showered all week cause I hope I turn green.
I wanna live in a secret sewer lair, then grow a half shell and lose my hair.
Thanks to male pattern baldness I'm half way there.
And I'll admit I love you more than Ghost Busters.

Yeah, I'm not afraid to say it. The Ninja Turtles are way cooler than the Ghost Busters. Yeah I like the Ghost Busters but for one you don't see the Ninja Turtles shooting people dead grandmothers in the face with particle accelerating lightning bolts. Not a good enough reason? OK.

I love the Ninja Turtles more than any other thing.
I played those games and used those toys more hours than rats spend on Rat King.
I'm like Casey Jones their human bro. I love April, go ninja go.
I said it before and I'll say it again. Man I love being a turtle!
Turtles II changed the game. Since 91' I can't stop playin'.
I traveled to dimension X with my Sega Genesis.
I'm even down with Shadow Jones and Dark Turtles their evil clones.
You came out of your shells I still loved ya, like Vanilla Ice said, Go Ninja!

Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!

I am a twenty eight year old Kid and I beat Turtles III this morning.

I'm in love with the Ninja Turtles
Way more than with stupid girls
I wanna sleep down in the sewers
Stay out all night beating up foot soldiers

Cause I'm in love with the Ninja Turtles
Way more than with stupid girls
I wanna sleep down in the sewers
Stay out all night beating up foot soldiers

I'm in love with the Ninja Turtles way more than with any stupid girls.
I wanna sleep over in your secret sewer lair. But before I do I need you guys to put on some underwear. Cause you're totally naked.

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from Talking Classics - The Album, track released November 1, 2011
Original music by FantomenK from the track "Taking a nap in the jungle".

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